Workin' For The Weekend - Did I Write That?

An elderly man recently was going through some old boxes, and found a love letter he wrote to his high school girlfriend - 60 years earlier! He's probably not alone in having written items that he later came to "regret". So that's today's topic: what have you written in the past that you've ended up regretting later? It could be a love letter, or anything along that line.

Lucky for me, I can't really say I've ever done that, so my expertise is limited in this area.

Oh, by the way, the man's high school girlfriend: Pam Anderson. She did everyone in high school.