You can pick your friends, you can pick your nose...

...but you cannot tell the freely elected leader of a democracy that you do not want him to be the leader anymore, because denying the will of the people is a characteristic of a dictatorship, and you overthrew the dictator in an unnecessary war to avenge your daddy, and part of a democracy is the general population being able to express their freedom of thought by deciding who they want to be their leader, but maybe you just forgot that freedom was on the march, and sometimes the majority of the population doesn't agree with what you think is best, which is quite inconvenient but very understandable since the Iraqis were under tyrant rule for so long and then let loose with no sort of run-up or preparation to take over their own country that they probably had no idea what to do with themselves so they may be prone to making questionable decisions, but you should understand since over 60% of Americans think you suck and if it wasn't for the Supreme Court your sorry ass wouldn't be in this position in the first place, but then again you probably don't know the difference between democracy and dictatorships since you used your family name to get into an Ivy League school so you could get drunk and drop quarters from your ass cheeks into a beer mug and sleep through half your classes, and if we can tell other countries who their leader should be then we ought to listen to all of the countries that don't think you should be leading our country...wait, where was I?