German Pride Month - Oktoberfest Outrage!

So it's that time of year again.  All those people who choose to adopt the "German Lifestyle" come out of the woodwork and parade their "German-ness" around town.  Personally, I don't have a problem with a person who chooses to be German, but do they have to have a festival to rub it in our faces?  I mean, seriously, we don't get to have a non-german pride festival.  Last time I looked, we live in America and we only welcome Americans here!

Germans must be degenerate anyway.  First they can't spell "oKtober" properly; then they hold their October festival in September. German-ness is unsafe as well.  Adopting the German Lifestyle often leads to alcoholism, heart disease, dancing like chickens, and the desire to commit genocide.  Is this the type of people we want our children to see on the streets?   Keep your German behavior where it belongs, in your beer halls and in the privacy of your own homes.  We don't need to see it!


Honestly, no one really is born German anyway; it's a choice they make.  After all god created Adam and Eve, not Helmut and Helga.  They could just as easily choose to not be German and reject the love of sausages and wild drunken parties.