Courtesy of a commenter at Balloon Juice, we've been able to uncover the programming code used to operate the right-wing blogosphere. Shockingly, it's far more complex than I thought it would be.
10 variable x,y
20 function GetWhatObamaJustSaidOrDid
40 y=concatenate(x," is the most traitorous act in the history of mankind.")
50 print y
60 goto 10