Being a douchebag Republican means never having to say sorry. Especially when you fuck the country over, trample upon the constitution and piss on civil rights.
Not, however, when it comes to apologizing to Rush Limbaugh, that bloated ego-maniac with a bloated ego (and a bloated Oxy habit). The douchebags are rushing to apologize to Rush for this or that perceived slight. Unfortunately, the douchebags aren't quite as articulate. So in the spirit of bipartisanship, here's your chance to help the douchebags send a well-crafted message of apology: Sorry, Rush!.