Romney: Flip-floppin' like there's no tomorrow

Mitt Romney is such a lying sack of ... Republicanism. First, he was anti-choice. Then, when it was time to run for guv in liberal Massachusetts, he was pro-choice. Now, when it is time to run for the Republican nomination, he is anti-choice again. To steal a quote from Stacie Paxton of the DNC, when it comes to a woman's right to choose, Mitt is multiple choice.

He may have gotten away with the first flip-flop. Liberals, after all, are willing to accept that one might have a change of heart. Conservatives, on the other hand, are quite skeptical of his second change of heart and will most likely reject him for not being sufficiently anti-choice.