Haggard now all hetero

This really made me laugh. Apparently, Ted Haggard is fully hetero, and presumably cured of his homosexual tendencies.
"He is completely heterosexual," (Tim) Ralph said. "That is something he discovered. It was the acting-out situations where things took place. It wasn't a constant thing."
Ralph said the board spoke with people close to Haggard while investigating his claim that his only extramarital sexual contact happened with (male escort) Mike Jones. The board found no evidence to the contrary.
I bet Ralph said that with a complete straight face.

But, seriously, how much more delusional can these people get?

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