They're just cartoons!!!

What is the right's problem with cartoons or play characters? First they get all fired up over the Teletubbies, then they go after Sponge Bob, and now they're going all apeshit over this Happy Feet movie.

Why is it that they have this gay fetish with cartoons? What did their parents do with them when they were younger that makes them so afraid that there must be gay undertones in them? How come they just can't sit back and be entertained by a fun movie? Do we need to include a cartoon hetero sex scene in every cartoon movie to make it acceptable to them (never mind, that would blow the religious right's mind)?

But I guess when you can't win an election against real people, you have to resort to beating up the defenseless cartoons.

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