The "Insult Ann Coulter" Marathon begins tonight

In light of Ann the Man's blatant call for John Murtha's murder, I had an idea: why should she have all the fun insulting others? That's why I'm inviting you all to join me in the first annual "Insult Ann Coulter" Marathon Weekend. All weekend I invite you to post the most offensive insults you can think of concerning our friend Ann. To inaugurate the marathon, I'll begin:

Dearest Ann, you're nothing but a skinny-ass, no-talent, suspiciously large Adam-appled, black cocktail dress-wearin', leathery-skinned, horse-faced hobag.

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