Turn On Your TV - Thursday

Survivor, CBS, 8:00 – The cutdown to the final 5 comes tonight, with all sorts of intrigue. Does Terry win immunity and get to hold the idol for another week? Will Shane flip out on the rest of the group and make himself the target? Will Danielle fall out of her bikini top? Well worth watching.

Commander In Chief, ABC, 10:01 – At least with this show you get to see a competent president. But if you need more of a comedic break, check out…

Yo Momma, MTV, 10:00 – I’m going totally on a friend’s recommendation on this one. Supposedly it’s a competition where people try and one-up each other with insults, but the joy is watching Wilmer Valderamma try and mediate the whole thing. Most likely I’ll be checking out…

The Ultimate Fighter 3, Spike TV, 10:00 – It’s a light heavyweight night, and I can’t imagine Tito Ortiz not throwing Loveland High graduate Matt into the elimination match tonight. It’s intriguing to watch, not only to see how many tattoos these guys have and how stupid the things they do are, but also to see how quickly these fights end. Not nearly as violent as I expected it to be.