Poll of the week

This first edition of poll of the week focuses on our favorite thing: Republican criminals! But now you have to make a value judgment. Who's your favorite? Think hard before you make this vote. Here's some info to make you more informed about the candidates:

• David Safavian – former Administration of the Office of Federal Procurement Policy that provided special favors to lobbyists (he also used to work for Jack Abramoff…hmm)
• Gale Norton - former Secretary of the Interior that facilitated much of the illegal lobbying favors from Jack Abramoff. Speaking of…
• Jack Abramoff – enough said
• Tom DeLay – recipient of enough bribes and special favors to fund small economies
  Duke Cunningham – currently serving 8 years for accepting over $8 million in bribes and favors
• Claude Allen – former assistant to the president, arrested for scheming to steal thousands from Target, and then blaming it on his twin brother
• Bill Frist – currently under investigation for insider trading
• James Tobin – former Northeast director for the National Republican Senatorial Committee, convicted of conspiring to jam Democratic phone banks on Election Day 2002
• Karl Rove – suspected of being involved in the releasing the name of a covert CIA agent. Also, he’s a douchebag…
• Scooter Libby – indicted in the conspiracy to release Valerie Plame’s name