Bad Band Name, Bad Bumper Sticker

An Ohio University student has been charged with inducing panic after police noticed a bumper sticker on his bike. It seems to me that it was only the police that were panicked.

I'm sure that there is a venue in Athens trying to book a gig with this band right now.

I take this as one of those moments where you have to say, "What were you thinking?" Not only to the student, but to the police.