Super Bowl vs. Liza: Let's Get Ready to RUMBLE!!!

In what will surely go down as the best example of counterprogramming in television history, the Bravo channel plans to air a very special Behind the Actor's Studio with Liza Minnelli against the Super Bowl. So in this truly monumental match between two titans, who would come out on top? Let's see how the two match up:

1. The Super Bowl features linebackers. Liza did lines with Liz Taylor in the bathroom at Studio 54.

2. The Super Bowl features men wearing tights. Liza was married to "Boy from Oz" Peter Allen, who often wore tight pants.

3. The Super Bowl features men with helmets. Liza has her own impressive hair armour.

4. The Super bowl showcases men tackling each other. Liza was in Cabaret which showcases men tackling each other.

5. The Super Bowl features men who have had extensive surgeries. Liza was married to David Gest, a man who has also had extensive surgeries.

6. The Super Bowl features the Pittsburgh Steelers, led by a tough, domineering coach. Liza was coached by an even tougher, more domineering figure.

7. The Super Bowl features men wearing face paint. Liza's wedding featured men wearing face paint, too.

So who wins in the end? Let's call it a toss up (although I must say in regards to #6, Liza has the home court advantage).