Nattie Hattie's review of "Brokeback Mountain"...

As sung to the tune of the "Green Acres" theme song. (Spoiler alert! My review does give away some plot details, so proceed at your own risk.)



Brokeback Mountain is the place to be
Sheep herdin' is the life for me
A place where gay cowboys can live and ride
Leave Riverton, Ennis, and be by my side

Jack, Riverton is where I’d rather stay
And live like a straight divorcee
I just adore the fishing trips with you
God, I wish I knew how to quit you!

Double lives!
Mad wives!
Jack grumbles!
Ennis mumbles!
A movie you must see,
Mad props to Ang Lee,
Brokeback Mountain is the place to be!