At least it's better than Freedom Fries

(to be read in the voice of Jon Stewart imitating the voice of G.W. Bush)

"See, what we do is, we take the domestic spying program, and then we change the name to something else. That way, when the independent counsel comes to ask for the spying documents, I say 'nope, don't have any of those lying around here, just these terrorist surveillance thingies'. I used the same trick to get out of that ticket for having an open container while driving, I just changed the label on the beer can to 'Not Budweiser'. He he he!"

(end voice)

One more thing: how can we still be in wartime? I thought the mission was accomplished? Just a thought.