If you're having a bad day...

...go get yourself a candy cane! Seriously, try being mad while you have a candy cane in your mouth, you can't do it! I think this should be part of Mallory's first 100 day plan - a candy cane a day for everyone in Cincinnati. It's better than Lloyd Braun's plan on Seinfeld to have everyone in NYC wear nametags so they'd be friendlier to each other.