Abstinence rocks!

Actually, it doesn't. Exhibit A: Levi Johnston and Bristol Palin, who bumped uglies and discovered what they should have learned in a comprehensive sex-ed class:

sperm + egg male teen + female teen - contraception = baby.

And then, of course, we heard how Bristol and Levi were going to marry and raise their kid. Now we learn Bristol and Levi broke off their engagement. No one could have seen that coming.

Of course, this happens all the time all across the country. Teenagers have sex, make babies and face the consequences. And we know that abstinence-only education doesn't do anything to prevent teen sex. But, noooooooo, Palin and her ilk believe we shouldn't talk to teenagers about sex because ... well, I don't know! Why are they so afraid of talking about sex? I don't get it.