Pledge of Unity

Found this on the intertubes. Not sure who the author is...

The election is over,
The results are known.
The will of the people
Has clearly been shown.
Let's forget the quarrels
And show by our deeds.
We will give our leader
All the help that he needs.
So let's all get together
And let bitterness pass,
I'll hug your elephant
And you kiss my ass.