Letter to the Bishop of Carlisle

The Right Reverend Graham Dow
The Diocesan Bishop of Carlisle
Rose Castle, Dalston, Carlisle, CA5 7BZ.

Dear Rt Rev Dow,

You recently attributed the floods in the UK to the introduction of pro-gay legislation there. Any ideas on the cause of the flooding in Texas, our Great Leader's home state and perhaps the most homophobic state in the US? I thought it was Massachusetts, not Texas, that deserved the floods seeing how it decided to go all gay and stuff.


Ritchie Blackmore

PS: Do you by any chance have a friend named Pat?

PPS: Love your pink cassock!

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