Letter to the Bishop of Carlisle


The Right Reverend Graham Dow
The Diocesan Bishop of Carlisle
Rose Castle, Dalston, Carlisle, CA5 7BZ.
bishop.carlisle@carlislediocese.org.uk

Dear Rt Rev Dow,

You recently attributed the floods in the UK to the introduction of pro-gay legislation there. Any ideas on the cause of the flooding in Texas, our Great Leader's home state and perhaps the most homophobic state in the US? I thought it was Massachusetts, not Texas, that deserved the floods seeing how it decided to go all gay and stuff.

Love,

Ritchie Blackmore

PS: Do you by any chance have a friend named Pat?

PPS: Love your pink cassock!

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