Pray for Stephen Colbert Today

If you are like "tens of thousands" of others you are praying for Stephen Colbert today.

Stephen asks that you pray for these things:

• Please pray that God will grant me a Gulfstream 4 jet (Not a Gulfstream 2, there’s a difference and God knows what it is)
• Second, that God will grant me the power of invisibility. I will only use it for good, Soledad O’Brien
• Pray that I will travel back in time to bare knuckle fight Oliver Cromwell. West of the River Shannon my ass, you roundhead!