Pat, you're such a moron

Dear Pat,

Sceptics may not, but I do believe you when you claim that God told you about impending mass killings in 2007. In fact, it's not that uncommon for God to reveal Himself to His chosen few. Just last night, the Flying Spaghetti Monster (your God's God) revealed Himself to me and told me that an older, slightly deranged public personality in the US will make inane statements in January and become the laughing stock of the nation. No, He didn't name names.



PS: You said, "The Lord didn't say nuclear. But I do believe it will be something like that." Did He by any chance say Newqler?

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