Workin' For The Weekend - Have You Seen My Red Swingline Stapler?

Admit it, everyone's got that one co-worker that just grates on their nerves. Maybe it's the one with the teddy bear collection at the end of the row, or the one that plays their music just a bit too loud, or even the one that calls you and tells you how he used to have an office next to the window where he could watch the squirrels play, and how merry they were. Whatever it is, here's the time to vent about it.

My co-worker story, it's not technically a co-worker, but someone working with our company on a project. Between the past two days I've received 11 phone calls from her, only one where she left a message. Are we children here? Learn to leave a message, and then get something else to do.