Insanity (n) - the act of repeatedly doing the same thing and expecting different results

  • Right-wing talk radio bashes Michael Moore to death - Bowling for Columbine and Fahrenheit 911 become huge successes
  • Bill O'Reilly insists on suing Al Franken over the not-so-pretty front cover picture of him on his book Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them - the suit is (literally) laughed out of court, and the book becomes a best-seller
  • Columnists compare Al Gore's film An Inconvient Truth to Goebbels - the movie grosses over $70,000 per screen, far more than a typical major studio blockbuster
  • Clear Channel bans The Dixie Chicks - Taking the Long Way sells over 500,000 copies in its first week and debuts at #1 on the Billboard chart

Can I get these guys to ridicule my love life so I can start getting hot chicks left and right?

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