Quick round-up

From the department of "Heckuva-job!": Dubya says Cheney did just fine after drunkenly shooting a man. Yeah, right, like he has the balls to say anything else.

From the department of "Honey-you're-killing-me": Another reason to stay single.

From the department of "You're-dead-gorgeous!": When camera phones go wild.

From the department of "okay-this-one-doesn't-really-have-a-department": Fighting ire with fire.