Words of wisdom from America's pre-eminent TV psychiatrist

"If you want to be a winner in love, you want to be a winner in relationships, then do what it takes." - Dr. Phil

Wow. How many people buy his books every year to get pearls of wisdom that a 7 year old could give? And how much does that fat jackass make every year? And just think, you can get this and 49 other completely useless quotes for just $12.99/month. Forgive me if I save that money for something useful.