Satan for Governor, no really

Truth is stranger than fiction. Johnathon the Impaler Sharkey, a Satanic Preist and sangunianrian vampyre, and a hecate witch and he is running for governor of Minnesota. Named for JFK, a dejected republican, is running on his own party's ticket, the VWP; the Vampyres,Witches and Pagans . You got to read about him to beleive it.His campaign kicks offs today on Friday the 13th.

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