I Can't Believe It's Not Salmon!

From the town that brought us half-Governor Sarah “I can see Russia from my house” Palin and her, “consider abstinence before doin’ it” daughter Bristol, something new yet not quite as crazy has appeared, fish flavored vodka.

This really fills a much needed drunken seafood void in my life because let’s face it, how many times have you been slamming down vodka shots and thought, “man, if this only tasted like Salmon, my life would be complete.”

So, if you are one of Sarah’s Facebook friends and it seems that she may be making a lot more sense just remember, it could be the tasty goodness of smoked salmon flavored vodka talking. She hasn’t turned into a Socialist, just turned to the bottle.

But for marketing purposes, they should really come up with a better name. May I suggest perhaps, “Salmon Russkie” or, “Bristol Mist”?

Mmm, so meaty!

1 comment:

jk said...

Deadliest Catch.