That's Why They Call You "Dick"

You know you are a Dick when you defend torture and at the same time deny that you ever tortured. And when the current administration announces an end to that torture that you both defend and deny, you cry that we are less safe now than when you were around. Really? Are we?

And you know you are a Dick when even the people in your own party wished you would go away (but they are too afraid to tell you). Could it be that you prefer the batshit crazies over the somewhat reasonably minded?

You have to know that you are a Dick when you still think that you can tell the CIA what to do (but they tell you no way).

And when your kids start taking after you, well you have to know what you are.

Maybe you should take the advice of a former President and stick to what you are good at.

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