McCain Gets E.T. Endorsement

I couldn't stop laughing at this article in the Weekly World News. It looks like an alien switched his endorsement of Obama to McCain. The reason behind it is great:

"Ongoing investigation points to Cindy McCain as being the cause for this historic shift in allegiances."

[snip]

"At a recent McCain rally, inside sources say Cindy McCain disappeared with the Alien after sharing several champagnes with the notorious intergalactic lightweight. Ms. McCain’s alien-like good looks and natural blood temperature of 54 degrees Fahrenheit may have proved too much for him to resist as she reportedly put her cyborg husband into sleep mode and worked her charms."

Damn you space being and your flip-flopping!

No comments: