Debate Bliss (or something like that)

To prepare for the VP debate tomorrow night, make sure to be on the look-out for the following:

The Sarah Palin Stockdale moment:

"Who am I? Why am I here?"

Because, you know most people are wondering that.

When Palin tries to compare herself to Hillary, expect to hear Biden make a Lloyd Bentson reference:

"Governor, I serve with Hillary Clinton. I know Hillary Clinton. Hillary Clinton is a friend of mine. Governor, you're no Hillary Clinton."

You have to think that somewhere Dan Quayle is smiling.

Wait, I am getting distracted. What is that I'm hearing about wedding bells? Could it be that Levi and Bristol (who names these kids in Alaska anyway?) may be getting married? Do I see a shotgun wedding soon? Only if Cheney is invited.

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