You might be a Redneck if...

...your name is Virgil Goode Jr. This guy thinks the problem with America is a newly elected Congressman who happens to be Muslim.

Goode thought it would be nice if he sent a letter to all of his constituents letting them know how wrong he thinks it is for newly elected Congressman Keith Ellison to take the oath of office using a Koran. Somehow he believes that religious freedom is some threat to American values. No Mr. Goode, just to your ignorant, backward values.

This story has been going on for some time now and my thought is that I would want someone to swear to uphold the constitution using a book he believes in - whether that book be the Bible, Dianetics, The Gospel According To The Flying Spaghetti Monster, or The Hardy Boys volume 41 - The Clue Of The Screeching Owl. Sorry Goode, the only threat I see to American values is you.

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