Raising the spirit of peace and love, not war

The FBI and British intelligence recently disclosed the information that they were collecting on John Lennon. Nixon, being the paranoid person he was, had Lennon monitored by the FBI. And oh, the damaging things they found! Here are a few:

  • He was a former member of the Beatles singing group (you don't say? Was he the eggman or the walrus?)
  • He holds revolutionary views (you say he wants a revolution? Well you know, we all want to change the World).
  • He was a peace activist and opposed the Vietnam War (Happy Xmas - war is over!)
  • He experimented with illicit drugs (C'mon guys - we all know that he went cold turkey. It got him on the run).

My what damning evidence! And we question why there is a communication problem with our intelligence agencies.

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